I would really appreciate the ability to search articles on your website by the author.  I do not live in America, unfortunately, so I don't really need your local reporting.  However, sometimes I just need a little infusion of Jennifer Avilla's words into my cold mountain life.  She's so colorful, making even the seemingly mundane breathe with life.  Like a Chia-Pet. 
If they continue to liberalize the cloning laws in Europe, I hope you would consider giving Ms. Avilla a sabbatical that we might ship her out here for a few weeks and make a bunch more of her.  Your fine paper would, of course be given the pick of the litter. 
Thank you. 

-John Stephen Lewis, Long-time listener, First-time caller